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1.If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?bag shorties...eh, i can do that now...uhhh...play football w/ the guys!

2.If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?staying positive, and a virgin

3.If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?ahhh..about age 9/10. ok so i was into church heavily (not by choice) when in AZ..yes, a black church, and we had to do a play for xmas....so its my turn to recite my part and.......i am stuck..my words are stuck on the roof of my mouth and i was at a lost for words...except for a few choice ones..ha! which ones do u ask? well...while holding the microphone i say very loudly and eloquently....SHIT! (DID I JUS SAY THAT?), FUCK! (OMG, IM CURSING IN THE CHURCH), SHIT! FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK! (yes...i say all of that into the mic, and finally 10 curse words later..someone relieves me of my embrassment...)

4.Ever had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?hm.....really cant say...dont watch tv that much anymore!

5.If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?sarcasm or my ability to not b humble

6.If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would
you say?DO NOT TOUCH SHIT!!!

7.If you were to name the best "I told you so" you ever got to deliver, what was it? stop fuckin mufuccas on the first date

8.If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?shit, can she shock us any longer? become a lesbian....

9.If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?MACY's

10.If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it? lion....name her BB....BIG BITCH

11.If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be? win a fully paid scholarship for my child..or win the highest lottery

12.If you could spend New Year's Eve doing anything you want, what would you do and who would you do it with? i would go home (NYC) rent out a hall and PARTY w/ loved ones!

13.If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?mufuccas pay taxes......other than that i dont give a shit

14.If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set? everyone go die for that oil BEYATCH!

15.If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?ahhhhh......all of my friends in arizona

16.If you could change one thing about your love life what would it be?uhhhh....Y U WANNA KNOW?

17.If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be? (someone else used this)the BIBLE.....(word!)

18.If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?damn i cant name the best....but i can name a good one, Christina Aguerlia...name it "go head whyte/spanish gyrl"

19.If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?my shit....fuc it......shit and get paid!

20.If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?"until and ur family are permitted into the gates of heaven, bc I WILL b seeing u "UP THERE", heres a couple million for your hard times!! spend wisely!! :)

A LETTER 2 U......

SOMETIMES WHEN I THINK OF YOU, MY HEART BEAT ACCELERATES, 180 MPH.
IT AMAZES ME HOW QUICKLY I FELL FOR YOU.
I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP, WERE WERE JUST "FRIENDS"! THAT WAS THE INTENT ANYWAY.
3 MONTHS LATER AND NOT ONCE REGRETTING, WE ARE ENGAGED!!!!
IT HAPPENED QUICKLY. WE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ON A DAILY AND ITS ALLLLL GOOD. FUC IT!
THINGS ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT NOW. BUT WE ARE DUKIN' IT OUT. IT COULD B HELLA WORSE!
I HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND WE GON' GET THRU THE BULLSHIT. AS LONG AS WE STRIVE TO B BETTER. AND DO BETTER. WE HAVE LOTS OF RESPONSIBILITIES. WE GON' HAVE TO B ON OUR GRIND FOR A MINUTE SO THAT FUTURE WE SPEAK ABOUT MANIFESTS.
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE, ALL THE BULLSHIT I ENDURED WAS TO PREPARE ME FOR U AND I AM SO READY.
I KNOW I HAVE SHIT ABOUT ME. I AM WORKING ON THAT! WE WILL WORK ON UR SHIT TOO!
I DONT REALLY UNDERSTAND Y U HAVE BEEN IN SHITTY ASS RELATIONSHIPS AND Y MUTHAFUCCAS DID U DIRRTTYY. MAYB, U WERE PREPARING FOR ME!!! :) TOO BAD FOR THOSE OTHER BITCHES. UR ALL MINE NOW!

ANYWAY MA..MAMI..MAMACITA...I LOVE U W/ ALL MY HEART! I AM IN LOVE W/ UR CRAZY ASS!!!! I CAN SAY THAT...THATS DEEP, WHYTEGYRL.....

HOLLA @ CHA GURL!!!!!!

BOPITOPCOPHOP

MEME

Rules of this Meme:
1. You can only say YES or NO.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone sends you messages/comments and asks!
Side note 1: You better ask me questions or I'll log in as anonymous and ask myself. Yes or No just doesn't suffice for some of these questions. I need to explain what had happened was...
Side note 2: I am doing to explain whatever the hell i want, bc i can, fuc it, i am bored

Questions:
1. Taken a picture naked? no, i need to get my ass in the gym...okay i probably really dont, but id prefer it
2. Painted your room? yes, royal purple...it was hot
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? yes, i am engaged to a woman
4. Drove a car? yes, although i have NEVER had my license
5. Danced in front of your mirror? yes, and i STILL cant fuckin dance.....lived in AZ too long and in my influential yrs!!!! :(...ahh well fuc it!
6. Have a crush? no...had? yes
7. Been dumped? yes, bc i wanted to b...hate hurting peoples feelings
8. Stole money from friend? no, thats trife!
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes, used to hitchhike w/ firends...yes i was young and dumb
10. Been in a fist fight? yes, and never had my ass beat/punished/wrapped up/or jus plain ole fucked up
11. Snuck out of your house? yes, and....?
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? i aint gone front...yes
13. Been arrested? no, fuc no!
14. Made out with a stranger? nope
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes?...ok so?
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes...i dont make it a habit
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? ehhh...i guess
18. Ditched work to do something more fun? HELL YEA...stayed home (NYC) for like 2 wks!!!
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes, again i engaged to a woman
20. Seen someone die? no, thank GOD!
21. Been on a plane? yes, since 12, fo dolo
22. Kissed a picture? no...it aint that serious
23. Slept in until 3PM? yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yes, love & miss my child and my fiance...HEY BABY!!!
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes, daydreaming is creative
26. Made a snow angel? yes, as a child....thank GOD i lived in AZ and didnt have to deal w/ all that snow shit
27. Played dress up? yes, i still do....LOL
28. Cheated while playing a game? yes, spades!!!! im sayin...folks cheat alll the time...
29. Been lonely? yes, and shouldnt have been
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? yes, both allll the time.....attention deficit disorder..thats my disease..instead of distruptive behavior and hyperactiviy..i jus FALL THE HELL TO SLEEP...nah i need vitamins and need to go to sleep @ night!
31. Been to a club? yes..not many...however, i have had my fair share
32. Felt an earthquake? no
33. Touched a snake? yes, 4th grd teach had a pet snake...we got to take home the gerbils on the wknds to fatten them up for the snake the nxt wk...how cool is that?
34. Ran a red light? no
35. Been suspended from school? yes, cant remember y...o yea...fighting....gettin jumped, whipping the bitches asses, and then cracking the gym teachers ribs!!!! DONT FUC W/ ME!!
36. Been late to work everyday for a month? no, mayb 4 days out the wk...for a mnth..hell yea
37. Been in a car accident? yes, nvr that serious..again THANK GOD!
38. Hated the way you look? yes...i need to lose weight in my opinion, and my hair needs to grow back quicker than wat it is!
39. Witnessed a crime? yes, i live in SE, washington DC, come on MANNNN!!!!!
40. Pole danced? uhhh.no
41. Been lost? yes...ahh i was in NYC, living in jamaica, queens, going to school in Forest Hills, Queens...ok so i am new to the area.....about 13..dont know SHIT from SHIT about trains and buses..remember i am coming from AZ..so i get on the train take the express train...not realizing how many blocks the train is actually passing...got off the train in lawd knows where....point is...i was lost and scared. i called my mom from a payphone..of course she wasnt home and i left a detailed message about being lost and very upset that i had to leave my schl IS 8 in the first place....
.42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yes, CALI
43. Felt like dying? uhhhh.no
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yes, death is hard to take
45. Sang karaoke? yes, in some spanish spot by tick tock!!!!
46. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes, marry a female!!!!
47. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? yes, alcohol of course
48. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
49. Kissed in the rain? yes, that was sexy..i didnt even stress about my hair...i may have that "good shit", but that doesnt mean i like it everywhere...
50. Sing in the shower? Yes, ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!
51. Made love in a park? yes, well i FUCKED in the park..there is a difference
52. Had a dream that you married someone? no
53. Glued your hand to something? uh. no
54. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? uh. fuc no
55. Ever gone to school partially naked? no, thats not cute!!!
56. Been a cheerleader? no, made up my own cheers.....LOL yes
57. Sat on a roof top? yes, had to smoke my ciggs..and i was on the top fl
58. Didn't take a shower for a week? uh, hell no, thats trife!
59. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? no
60. Played chicken? yes
61. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes, again i lived in AZ, we have a pool in the bkyrd in addition to all of my friends....
62. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes, all the time!
63. Broken a bone? no, thank GOD!!
64. Been easily amused? yes, when smoking the lalala! lol
65. Laugh so hard you cried? yes
66. Mooned/flashed someone? yes, again that is typical where i lived
67. Cheated on a test? yes, and i would do it again
68. Forgotten someone's name? yes, i am really not good w/ names..so in addition to being ADD i also have a horrible memory
69. Slept naked? yes, i have noA/C
70. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? yes
71. Blacked out from drinking? yes, if and when i drink its to get drunk....
72. Played a prank on someone? yes
73. Gone to a late night movie? yes, and fell asleep
74. Made love to anything not human? yes, i own toys....so wat?
75. Failed a class? no.......i hope not
76. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? dunno
77. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? no
78. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yes, i was young and on payback!
79. Do you celebrate the 4th of July? yes, i hit up as many bbq's as i can...and watch the fireworks
80. Thrown strange objects? yes, a brush to my baby daddy's head
81. Felt like killing someone? yes, PEOPLE
82. Thought about running away? yes, sometimes id like to go far far away
83. Ran away? no, i didnt. fuc it deal w/ it
84. Did drugs? Yes, i still do!!! LOL
85. Had detention and not attend it? no, it was fun......i had friends there and teachers were cool
86. Made a parent cry? no, not to my knowledge
87. Cried over someone? yes, i am ashamed.....
88. Owned more than 5 sharpies? no
89. Dated someone more than once? ughhh.yes
90. Have a dog? now? hell no, and dont want one!
91. Own an instrument? yes..........my mouth!
92. Been in a rap or singing group? yes, waay bac in the day!!! i was 45 Magnum & our group was BWP (Bitches Wit Problems!!!) LOL
93. Drank 10 sodas in a day? (THROWING UP) no
94. Broken a cd? yes.........all the damn time!
95. Shot a gun? yes, and i have pretty good aim
96. Been to a female strip club? yes.....not all that interested in them
97. Been to a male strip club? yes, fun
98. Ever quit a job without notice? yes, FUCKIN STARBUCKS!!! i tried it....then i quit it...i couldnt do it...cant b me!
99. Been to Disneyland/Disneyworld? yes
100. Ever loved someone so much it hurt? yes
101. Ever compromise your sanity for the sake of "love"? yep!