ATTENTION: Ladies, Ladies, Ladies! WAKE-UP!

This is an article that was sent to me via email from a friend...figured it would be a good post! The articleclearly was written by a man......


LADIES;
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Bottom line--if I sleep with a woman I don't know or care about SEX is NOT going to make me care. (I stopped doing that years ago) That kind of sex is like scratching an itch. Once a man scratches, he's through. He ain't sitting around thinking about that spot that itched or how good it felt scratching it. He's moving on with his life until that spot itches again and it don't matter which hand he scratches it with, just as long as he gets rid of the itch.
Too many women PRETEND they can handle a sexual fling, but wind up getting caught up and wanting us to romance and wine and dine them and pretend we're having a "relationship" when it's NOTHING but a booty call. Come on, ladies, y'all know I'm telling the truth.
Unfortunately, ladies, you are part of our problem. You sleep with us BEFORE you know us or what we're about. Having sex with a man does not automatically make that a "relationship". Many women will deny they think like thi s but I'm speaking from personal experience. Also, ladies know when their men are fooling around and still turn a blind eye by getting mad at the other woman. Now, what kind of sense does that make? Why should that woman make YOU (a total stranger) a priority in her life? IF HE DID NOT MARRY YOU HE IS STILL SINGLE. The "other woman" is not breaking up a "happy home".
Many women marry men who were cheating BEFORE they walked down the aisle and then are SHOCKED that a fancy wedding dress or an expensive walk down the aisle didn't change who he was. Why should he change? YOU let him know it was acceptable by sticking around that long.
Ladies, start living with your eyes OPEN. Most shady men give themselves away one way or another, usually before the first 30 days. Women have to stop "rewarding" unfaithful men by pretending it ain't happening. All of us BM do not cheat. I do not cheat on my lady so don't buy the hype. I know other BM who do not but many men WILL che at if there are NO real penalties for it.
Stop jumping into bed with brothers YOU DON'T KNOW. That means fewer opportunities for men to cheat. Women have to STOP being so afraid to ask the important questions that would reveal his TRUE lifestyle. Worry LESS about what kind of job he has and what kind of car he drives and encourage him to talk about his past, particularly his past with women. OPEN those ears and listen. Does he put down his ex-women and blame them for everything? And don't be so vain. You are NOT a better woman than his last. If he dogged her out, you will probably be NEXT.
Observe him when you are with him. Do you have his home number? Work number? Have you seen where he lives? Where he works? Is he secretive? Did you ask if he's married or engaged? How does he treat other people? Listen to what he says, NOT what you want to hear. Stop INTERPRETING the meaning of what he says to fit your purposes. If he says, "I'm not lookin' for nothing right now" -- DON'T tell yourself, "Aw, he just scared of getting hurt. I can change his mind.." NO YOU CAN'T. He said exactly what the hell he meant. BM don't have to lie when so many BW are already DEAF.
If you can't answer BASIC questions about a man DON'T OPEN YOUR LEGS. I could kinda understand back in the days when sex wouldn't KILL people but now? there's no excuse and if a BW takes that huge risk of sleeping with a STRANGER then she better protect herself -- sexually AND emotionally.
Show our azz the door if we pressure you for sex too soon. Don't be afraid to be alone. After you give our azz some you will probably be alone anyway but now you feel like a fool. In other words, take your time and check us out. if we REALLY like you, we'll stick around. BUT if you decided to sleep with a man you hardly know, PROTECT yourself and keep your expectations to ZERO. We do not owe you a relationship or another date just because you had sex with us. That's not how it works, baby.
I have TOO many female friends who give me horror stories that could have been avoided if they'd done their homework first OR moved SLOWER before giving up the panties. I try as a BM to give them the best advice I can but that won't mean a damn thing if BW continue to live in a dream world. You are TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE for your own sexual behavior the same as I am. Blaming the man won't change a damn thing. BW have to look in the mirror and take SOME of the blame for what's wrong with BM/BW relationships. Let me end by saying....
SEX DOES NOT = A RELATIONSHIP
GIVING A MAN A READY-MADE FAMILY WILL NOT MAKE HIM COMMIT IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO
A MAN WILL NOT RESPECT A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT RESPECT HERSELF OR HER BODY
IF YOU TRADE SEX FOR MATERIAL THINGS YOU ARE PROSTITUTING YOURSELF
IF HE DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF HIS OTHER CHILDREN WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A BABY WITH HIM?
IF YOU REWARD A DOG WHY SHOULD MEN STOP BEING DOGS?
BRING MORE TO THE TABLE THAN YOUR BODY. NO YOUR P*ZZY IS NOT MADE OF GOLD. IT IS ONLY AS GOOD AS I THINK IT IS. BELIEVE THAT.
BW are going to have to raise their standards if they expect BM to do it. The question is, are my beautiful BW up to the challenge? Are you willing to be strong and stop taking the easy way out? Ladies, ladies, ladies, hit me back with some truth, not some bullshyt. I don't want to hear: "What you said don't refer to me 'cause I got my shyt together and I'm a proud black woman who intimidates men and I never made no mistakes, it's those other women who do things like that."
No, no, no! I don't want to hear you putting yourself on a pedestal because I KNOW you've made mistakes. I want you to hit me back with some TRUTH. What are BW going to do about these shady, shaky relationships that wind up in divorce court 60-70%% of the time, that's if we bother getting married at all? What are BW going to do DIFFERENT to make this shyt better?

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1.If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?bag shorties...eh, i can do that now...uhhh...play football w/ the guys!

2.If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?staying positive, and a virgin

3.If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?ahhh..about age 9/10. ok so i was into church heavily (not by choice) when in AZ..yes, a black church, and we had to do a play for xmas....so its my turn to recite my part and.......i am stuck..my words are stuck on the roof of my mouth and i was at a lost for words...except for a few choice ones..ha! which ones do u ask? well...while holding the microphone i say very loudly and eloquently....SHIT! (DID I JUS SAY THAT?), FUCK! (OMG, IM CURSING IN THE CHURCH), SHIT! FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK! (yes...i say all of that into the mic, and finally 10 curse words later..someone relieves me of my embrassment...)

4.Ever had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?hm.....really cant say...dont watch tv that much anymore!

5.If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?sarcasm or my ability to not b humble

6.If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would
you say?DO NOT TOUCH SHIT!!!

7.If you were to name the best "I told you so" you ever got to deliver, what was it? stop fuckin mufuccas on the first date

8.If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?shit, can she shock us any longer? become a lesbian....

9.If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?MACY's

10.If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it? lion....name her BB....BIG BITCH

11.If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be? win a fully paid scholarship for my child..or win the highest lottery

12.If you could spend New Year's Eve doing anything you want, what would you do and who would you do it with? i would go home (NYC) rent out a hall and PARTY w/ loved ones!

13.If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?mufuccas pay taxes......other than that i dont give a shit

14.If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set? everyone go die for that oil BEYATCH!

15.If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?ahhhhh......all of my friends in arizona

16.If you could change one thing about your love life what would it be?uhhhh....Y U WANNA KNOW?

17.If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be? (someone else used this)the BIBLE.....(word!)

18.If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?damn i cant name the best....but i can name a good one, Christina Aguerlia...name it "go head whyte/spanish gyrl"

19.If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?my shit....fuc it......shit and get paid!

20.If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?"until and ur family are permitted into the gates of heaven, bc I WILL b seeing u "UP THERE", heres a couple million for your hard times!! spend wisely!! :)

A LETTER 2 U......

SOMETIMES WHEN I THINK OF YOU, MY HEART BEAT ACCELERATES, 180 MPH.
IT AMAZES ME HOW QUICKLY I FELL FOR YOU.
I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP, WERE WERE JUST "FRIENDS"! THAT WAS THE INTENT ANYWAY.
3 MONTHS LATER AND NOT ONCE REGRETTING, WE ARE ENGAGED!!!!
IT HAPPENED QUICKLY. WE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ON A DAILY AND ITS ALLLLL GOOD. FUC IT!
THINGS ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT NOW. BUT WE ARE DUKIN' IT OUT. IT COULD B HELLA WORSE!
I HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND WE GON' GET THRU THE BULLSHIT. AS LONG AS WE STRIVE TO B BETTER. AND DO BETTER. WE HAVE LOTS OF RESPONSIBILITIES. WE GON' HAVE TO B ON OUR GRIND FOR A MINUTE SO THAT FUTURE WE SPEAK ABOUT MANIFESTS.
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE, ALL THE BULLSHIT I ENDURED WAS TO PREPARE ME FOR U AND I AM SO READY.
I KNOW I HAVE SHIT ABOUT ME. I AM WORKING ON THAT! WE WILL WORK ON UR SHIT TOO!
I DONT REALLY UNDERSTAND Y U HAVE BEEN IN SHITTY ASS RELATIONSHIPS AND Y MUTHAFUCCAS DID U DIRRTTYY. MAYB, U WERE PREPARING FOR ME!!! :) TOO BAD FOR THOSE OTHER BITCHES. UR ALL MINE NOW!

ANYWAY MA..MAMI..MAMACITA...I LOVE U W/ ALL MY HEART! I AM IN LOVE W/ UR CRAZY ASS!!!! I CAN SAY THAT...THATS DEEP, WHYTEGYRL.....

HOLLA @ CHA GURL!!!!!!

BOPITOPCOPHOP

MEME

Rules of this Meme:
1. You can only say YES or NO.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone sends you messages/comments and asks!
Side note 1: You better ask me questions or I'll log in as anonymous and ask myself. Yes or No just doesn't suffice for some of these questions. I need to explain what had happened was...
Side note 2: I am doing to explain whatever the hell i want, bc i can, fuc it, i am bored

Questions:
1. Taken a picture naked? no, i need to get my ass in the gym...okay i probably really dont, but id prefer it
2. Painted your room? yes, royal purple...it was hot
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? yes, i am engaged to a woman
4. Drove a car? yes, although i have NEVER had my license
5. Danced in front of your mirror? yes, and i STILL cant fuckin dance.....lived in AZ too long and in my influential yrs!!!! :(...ahh well fuc it!
6. Have a crush? no...had? yes
7. Been dumped? yes, bc i wanted to b...hate hurting peoples feelings
8. Stole money from friend? no, thats trife!
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes, used to hitchhike w/ firends...yes i was young and dumb
10. Been in a fist fight? yes, and never had my ass beat/punished/wrapped up/or jus plain ole fucked up
11. Snuck out of your house? yes, and....?
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? i aint gone front...yes
13. Been arrested? no, fuc no!
14. Made out with a stranger? nope
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes?...ok so?
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes...i dont make it a habit
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? ehhh...i guess
18. Ditched work to do something more fun? HELL YEA...stayed home (NYC) for like 2 wks!!!
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes, again i engaged to a woman
20. Seen someone die? no, thank GOD!
21. Been on a plane? yes, since 12, fo dolo
22. Kissed a picture? no...it aint that serious
23. Slept in until 3PM? yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yes, love & miss my child and my fiance...HEY BABY!!!
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes, daydreaming is creative
26. Made a snow angel? yes, as a child....thank GOD i lived in AZ and didnt have to deal w/ all that snow shit
27. Played dress up? yes, i still do....LOL
28. Cheated while playing a game? yes, spades!!!! im sayin...folks cheat alll the time...
29. Been lonely? yes, and shouldnt have been
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? yes, both allll the time.....attention deficit disorder..thats my disease..instead of distruptive behavior and hyperactiviy..i jus FALL THE HELL TO SLEEP...nah i need vitamins and need to go to sleep @ night!
31. Been to a club? yes..not many...however, i have had my fair share
32. Felt an earthquake? no
33. Touched a snake? yes, 4th grd teach had a pet snake...we got to take home the gerbils on the wknds to fatten them up for the snake the nxt wk...how cool is that?
34. Ran a red light? no
35. Been suspended from school? yes, cant remember y...o yea...fighting....gettin jumped, whipping the bitches asses, and then cracking the gym teachers ribs!!!! DONT FUC W/ ME!!
36. Been late to work everyday for a month? no, mayb 4 days out the wk...for a mnth..hell yea
37. Been in a car accident? yes, nvr that serious..again THANK GOD!
38. Hated the way you look? yes...i need to lose weight in my opinion, and my hair needs to grow back quicker than wat it is!
39. Witnessed a crime? yes, i live in SE, washington DC, come on MANNNN!!!!!
40. Pole danced? uhhh.no
41. Been lost? yes...ahh i was in NYC, living in jamaica, queens, going to school in Forest Hills, Queens...ok so i am new to the area.....about 13..dont know SHIT from SHIT about trains and buses..remember i am coming from AZ..so i get on the train take the express train...not realizing how many blocks the train is actually passing...got off the train in lawd knows where....point is...i was lost and scared. i called my mom from a payphone..of course she wasnt home and i left a detailed message about being lost and very upset that i had to leave my schl IS 8 in the first place....
.42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yes, CALI
43. Felt like dying? uhhhh.no
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yes, death is hard to take
45. Sang karaoke? yes, in some spanish spot by tick tock!!!!
46. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes, marry a female!!!!
47. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? yes, alcohol of course
48. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
49. Kissed in the rain? yes, that was sexy..i didnt even stress about my hair...i may have that "good shit", but that doesnt mean i like it everywhere...
50. Sing in the shower? Yes, ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!
51. Made love in a park? yes, well i FUCKED in the park..there is a difference
52. Had a dream that you married someone? no
53. Glued your hand to something? uh. no
54. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? uh. fuc no
55. Ever gone to school partially naked? no, thats not cute!!!
56. Been a cheerleader? no, made up my own cheers.....LOL yes
57. Sat on a roof top? yes, had to smoke my ciggs..and i was on the top fl
58. Didn't take a shower for a week? uh, hell no, thats trife!
59. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? no
60. Played chicken? yes
61. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes, again i lived in AZ, we have a pool in the bkyrd in addition to all of my friends....
62. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes, all the time!
63. Broken a bone? no, thank GOD!!
64. Been easily amused? yes, when smoking the lalala! lol
65. Laugh so hard you cried? yes
66. Mooned/flashed someone? yes, again that is typical where i lived
67. Cheated on a test? yes, and i would do it again
68. Forgotten someone's name? yes, i am really not good w/ names..so in addition to being ADD i also have a horrible memory
69. Slept naked? yes, i have noA/C
70. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? yes
71. Blacked out from drinking? yes, if and when i drink its to get drunk....
72. Played a prank on someone? yes
73. Gone to a late night movie? yes, and fell asleep
74. Made love to anything not human? yes, i own toys....so wat?
75. Failed a class? no.......i hope not
76. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? dunno
77. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? no
78. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yes, i was young and on payback!
79. Do you celebrate the 4th of July? yes, i hit up as many bbq's as i can...and watch the fireworks
80. Thrown strange objects? yes, a brush to my baby daddy's head
81. Felt like killing someone? yes, PEOPLE
82. Thought about running away? yes, sometimes id like to go far far away
83. Ran away? no, i didnt. fuc it deal w/ it
84. Did drugs? Yes, i still do!!! LOL
85. Had detention and not attend it? no, it was fun......i had friends there and teachers were cool
86. Made a parent cry? no, not to my knowledge
87. Cried over someone? yes, i am ashamed.....
88. Owned more than 5 sharpies? no
89. Dated someone more than once? ughhh.yes
90. Have a dog? now? hell no, and dont want one!
91. Own an instrument? yes..........my mouth!
92. Been in a rap or singing group? yes, waay bac in the day!!! i was 45 Magnum & our group was BWP (Bitches Wit Problems!!!) LOL
93. Drank 10 sodas in a day? (THROWING UP) no
94. Broken a cd? yes.........all the damn time!
95. Shot a gun? yes, and i have pretty good aim
96. Been to a female strip club? yes.....not all that interested in them
97. Been to a male strip club? yes, fun
98. Ever quit a job without notice? yes, FUCKIN STARBUCKS!!! i tried it....then i quit it...i couldnt do it...cant b me!
99. Been to Disneyland/Disneyworld? yes
100. Ever loved someone so much it hurt? yes
101. Ever compromise your sanity for the sake of "love"? yep!

ok so...my wknd cool!
i really didnt do shit.
we were supposed to do a rack of shit for pride.....but we wre some broke folk...so we didnt do shit!!!!
probably for the better! everything happens for a reason!!

so we were in the crib...but i was with my baby and that is all that matters!
actually me and my fiance went to this spanish after hours jump off in NW....that was interesting.
we were there from like 2:30am to about 5 am..c.....bc she lost one of her contacts, she couldnt drive, so we hitched a ride w/ some peoples of mine, who is spanish.....man i will NEVER go to that spot again.
that night....i didnt know we were going there and i wore my "I"M BLACK" ruff ryders t-shirt...c sometimes people think i am hispanic.....or jus something other than jus black...bc that is wat i claim......so i fuck w/ the t-shirt hard....anyway......so we are around all these hispanics and shit.....different types.....puerto rican, domician, el salvadorian, cuban, etc, etc...it was bugged out
all night they played str8 up spanish shit.....i was annoyed like shit.
there werent a few (less than 3) gay people there.....
everyone kept thinkin my fiance was a fuckin boy......
it jus wasnt my cup of tea, but i was tryin to get the hell out of my house....
really i shouldve jus stayed in period!!!!!

my son asked us last night.......
mom, are u and d going to stay together forver?
yes we are....y?
bc i really like D, and i want yall to stay together.
that was DEEP for me.
my son has liked people before, but for him to address it to me and the other person at the same time was deep.
so then he proceeds to ask......are you guys going to stay together forever?
yes, we are.
d? wat about u?
yes we will.
do u love my mom?
yes, i love your mom very much!!!
mom, wat about u? do u love d?
yes baby, i do!!!!!
can i be the ring bearer at the wedding?
uhh DUHH! of course you will be!!!!!!!
GOOD!
ok so now u guys have to kiss!!!!
WE ALL STARTED CRACKIN UP!!!!
man since i have met this woman...shit is jus str8!!! this relationship is sooo completely satisfying..........
nothing like my last
my last was drama!!!
i decided to go thru my old email and realized all me and my x did was argue.....beef....all the time..we both were scorpios....mayb that wasnt such a good idea

but the relationship now....
this person saved me from my last realationship.....
me and shorty were friends when we first met....but now we realize there was something more. we both were jus in denial. we werent lookin for shit, ecspecially me b/c i was already in some shit.
aftr my shorty(my x) kept fuckin up...that made me realize, yo.....i dont need her or anyone and my fiance crept right into my life......
i am so glad bc fa real, she treats me like a queen.
she dont NEVER half-step on shit.
she got my muuuufuccn bac! word! thats wassup!!!!
baby, i love u with all my heart...
i am so glad I found u.....and u KNOW i FOUND u!!!
and i know we gone make it!!! in all aspects!!!!
i got cha bac and would never do anything to hurt or disrespect u!!! remember that!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX!!!!!! GO STUDY NIGGA!

Gittin Ta Kno ME Summo'

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. ummm.....i dont know ne1 personally!!!
2. Where was your first kiss? lets think...i believe i was 13, and it was my first love, Graig Sawyer....he was the cutest boy in 8th grade...and was my on/off again bf, DICKHEAD!!! i actually spoke to him yesterday, he lives in NC and wants to come and visit me....i dont give a shit, i am SOOO over him
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? surprisingly, no.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? hell yea....baby daddy..he attempted to keep me from leaving with our child to visit w/ my aunt in far rock and welll......ur jus not going to do that...so i jumped on his ass like white on rice. it was a feeling of utter uncontrol, and i dont like that feeling.....his mom was there and everything. she had never seen that side of me, we lol today
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? when i was a teen, i used to battle chics on the block, and a few years ago when the Queen Latifah Show was out, my friends and i went to her show and as an ice breaker (i guess get the crowd goin, i sang "No, No, NO" by Destinys Child.
6. What is the first thing you notice about the preferred sex? Men & women:
teeth (cannot b yellow) , eyes (cannot b yellow) , fingernails (please no dirt) and hair (decent shape up or style)
7. What do you order at Starbucks? White chocolate mocha...only during the winter
8. What is your biggest mistake? ha! belief in a liar.........
9. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?Ive dealt w/ people i KNOW are no good for me...or put myself in situations where i get the short end of the stick....jus bc I WANT TO DO WAT I WANT TO DO!!
10. Say something totally random about yourself. I get VRY tired of people and am totally not into long term commitment. once a relationship is formed....i fall bac..
11. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? at 16, people ALWAYS said i looked like Aaliyah...then my later teens, Chilli from TLC, and in my early 20s Left Eye.....and ALL OF MY LIFE this one consistent person, Nia Long....which i c SOMETIMES
12. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? i have a 6 yr old.....nuff said
13. Did you have braces? nah...never have, never will need em
14. Are you comfortable with your height?on good days short is it....
15. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? hm......nothing
16. When do you know it's love? im really not answering this
17. Do you speak any other languages? would love to speak fluent spanish.....but does opp talk and pig latin count? :)
18. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? fuc no
19. What magazines do you read?Essence, VIBE, In-Touch, O, Sister 2 Sister, Soap Opera Weekly, All Black Hair Mags, o and Eastbay
20. Have you ever ridden in a limo? a few x's
21. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? yep....the love of my life was gunned down in ATL........
22. Do you watch MTV? yep......
23. What's something that really annoys you? people who cant undertand my point of view....and KNOW IT ALLS....UGGGHH
24. What's something you really like? being able to spend money, namely...not mine!
25. Do you like Michael Jackson? i like the old mike
26. Can you dance? when intoxicated!!! lol
27. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? the next night!!!!
28. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? yes, 3 x's. 1. preg. labor 2. & 3. kid related, not serious
29. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? yea, as long as i am interested in the person and i LOVE to fill them out.............

Random Shit

Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. okay, fa real....i'm jus doin this for the fuc of it!

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOU KITCHEN PLATES? white, white/blue, pink, spiderman, scooby-doo, misty green (any damn colors i want!!)
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K Rowling, also Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (i want to refresh my memory for when i c the movie)
3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? my mouse, and my wrist, mayb a corner of a sheet of paper
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? hmmmm....shit. i dunno. backgammon (i think thats it {: )
5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? white people when wet!!!! lol
6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? FUC.....I GOTTA GO 2 WORK!!! I NEED 15 MORE MINS!!!! lol (M-F), or whats today, Sat...sun? im going bac to bed!!!!!
7. FAVORITE COLOR? red
8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? dont have one, everything looks good on me!
9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? until i c the mufuccin # on the caller id!!!!! fuc that!! screen em all! lol
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? NOT HAVING ANYMORE CRUMB SNATCHERS...current child: Masyiah I D T
11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? both..@ the same time!
12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? I don't drive and dont like ridiculously fast drivers!!
13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? HELL NO...a 6 yr old child, yes (sometimes)
14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDER STORMS? YES!!!! very sexy
15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? it will b something that i look cute in
16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? MUFUCCIN SCORPIO!! the best sign there is!
17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? YEP, w/ cheese or butter
18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Probably owning a successful business in the entertainment business, radio personality, being a singer, actress, model...
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? hmmm.........red, orange red, thats hot!
20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL, OR HALF EMPTY? Half full (most days)
21. FAVORITE MOVIE? umm....i dont have a one, but i fucs w/ LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY hard! LOVE LEGALOS!!!!
22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yep
23. WHAT'S UNDER YOU BED? lol.....abandoned shoes
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 5 and 7
25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? FOOTBALL!!! YEA! namely the Giants or the Jets whippin ass... Herman Edwards is soooo sexy for an older man, it is sickening. he exuberates power w/in a black man (sigh)
26. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN? hm...having a c-section and a toothache!!! that is no joke! or my tooth pulled out..the aftermath is SICK
27. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Tajuana, if she didnt send it to me!
28. PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL? Dawn
29. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD? Both and depending on wat each is going on.....
30. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOGS? depends on my mood
31. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE SEASON? Fall & Spring
32. THE BEST PLACES THAT YOU HAVE EVER BEEN? Seattle, Washington however, i go to San Diego in Nov....so we will c! Grand Canyon and Sedona mountains
33. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW? shit....no clue. i think a blank screen
34. FAVORITE FAST FOOD? TACO MUFUCCIN BELL!!! WAT?!?!? however, recently i had pizza bolis........YO THAT SHIT IS OFF THE CHAIN...so there is a tie btwn the 2
35. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTH NAME? L R G